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Abba Ke Daur Se

Ek dafa ek Badshah ne khushi mein sab kaidi riha kar diye.
Un kaidiyon mein badshah ne ek bahut hi buzurg kaidi ko deka..

Badshah: Tum kabse kaid mein ho?
Buzurg: Aap ke abba ke daur se.
Yeh sun ke Badshah ki aankhon mein aansu aa gaye aur kaha
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Isko dobara kaid mein daal do, yeh abba ki nishani hai.

Phone Par Baat

Wife : Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Husband : Behan se.
Wife : To phir itni dhimi awaaz me kis liye?
Husband : Teri hai, Is liye...

Love or War

HITLER said:
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"War is better than love, because at the end of war you either live or die
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But
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At the end of love, U neither live nor die"

Naari Samman Sewa

Uncle: What do you do son...?
Boy: Naari samman sewa ke liye kaam karta hoon
Uncle: Achcha to social worker ho
Son: No uncle, Facebook par ladkiyon ki photo like karta hoon.

Lambe Baal Ka Fashion

Mom: "Beta tu baal kyun nahi katwata"??

Son: "Tum samajhti nahi ho, yeh fashion hai maa"

Mom: "Arre idiot...! Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain."

Mehnat Ki Kamai

Father: Beta yeh lo Rs. 2000.

Son: Lekin papa yeh kis liye.

Father: Beta yeh teri mehnat ki kamai hai kyon ki jabse toone Whatsapp shuru kiya hai tab se raat ko security guard nahi rakhna pad raha hai

Thought Of The Day

Thought of the day:

Aap bas pe chadhein ya bas aap pe chadhe
Dono mein hi ticket aapka hi kat-ta hai.

Matri Bhasha

Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-bhasha hai, ise pitra-bhasha kyon nahi kehte?
Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pija ji ko bolne ka mauka hi nahi diya.

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