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1 Baar Adnan Sami ke ghar mein chor aaya..
Adnan chor ke upar baitha aur bola Ramu police ko bula.
Ramu - Sahab chappal nahi mil rahi.
CHOR bola - Meri pehen le par jaldi jaa.
It takes 1 AMITABH to sell 1 DIAMOND..
But it takes 3 ABHISHEK to sell 1 SIM CARD..!!
KARAN JOHAR'S master plan...
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai - *Luv ur frnds*...
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Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum - *Luv ur Parents*...
Kal Ho Na Ho - *Luv ur Neighbours*...
Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna - *Luv others Wife*...
Dostana - **Finally he came to his point**...
Some Celebrities Passwords
Abhishek Bachchan-Paa'sWorld
Amitabh Bachchan-rekha
Shahrukh Khan-ppppassword
Madhuri Dixit-12345678910111213
Shahid Kapur-Paffword
Vijay Mallya:calendarShouldHave20months
Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar-India
RahulDravid-NothingShallPass
Saurav Ganguly-IamTheBest
Navjot Singh Sidhu-lol
Emraan Hashmi-Muaaaaah
Nana Patekar-KaekoPoocha
Gabbar Singh- Aakthoo
Ek baar Himesh Reshamiya ka kutta ghar se bhaag gaya.
Dusre kutte ne pucha "Tu kyun bhaag aaya?"
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Kutta: saala raat ko ganay ki practice khud karta hai ,subha log mujhe marte hai.
Demotion of Salman Khan:
2009 - Wanted - IPS
2010 - Dabang - Inspector
2011 - Bodygaurd - Bodygaurd
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Upcoming Films:
2012 - Security Gaurd
2013- Watchman
2014 - Postman
Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig ke nikla.
Jaya: Aap to susu karne gaye the?
Amitabh: Jaise hi main andar gaya, koi bola "BIG B" or sab meri taraf ghoom gaye!
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, Is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, Is Michael Jackson a God?"
