Office Jokes or funny office jokes or Office Humor or Business Humor is a kind of joke which is concerned to working environment in an office or working place. It could be a comment on collegue, boss or any nature of work. Office Jokes presents office environment in a funny and humorous manner. Office humor may also be a comment to certain type of any profession like Doctors, Engineers, Lawyers, Management, Clerical Staff of even lower staff. We have a good collection of hilarious office jokes. So don't miss these jokes and have fun. If you have some office jokes please send your joke to us so that we will display your joke on our website.
Manager told a joke. Everyone in the team laughed except one guy...
Manager asks him - "Didn't you understand my joke????"
The guy replied - "I resigned yesterday"
Beemar private employee se uski biwi ne kaha. Is baar janwaron ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge.
Employee : Woh kyon?
Biwi:
1. Aap roz subah murge ki tarah jaldi utth jaate ho.
2. Ghode ki tarah bhaag kar office jaate ho.
3. Gadhe ki tarah din bhar kaam karte ho.
4. Bandar ki tarah seniors ke ishaare par naachte ho.
5. Ghar aakar parivaar par kutte ki tarah chillate ho.
6. Aur phir bhains ki tarah khaana kha kar so jaate ho.
Insaan ka doctor tumhein kya khaak theek kar paayega.
Dedicated to all Private Employees
Thekedar se setting ho jaane ke baad clerk ne sahab ko bata kar file rakhi.
Sahab ne likha "Approved"
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Do din baad thekedar vaade se mukar gaya.
Clerk ne sahab ko bataya.
Sahab bole ab kya karein?
Clerk ke dimaag ka kamaal dekhiye
Clerk ne kaha - Sir "Approved" ke pehle "Not" likh deejiye.
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Ab thekedar pareshan. phir se setting huyi.
Clerk phir se sahab ke saamne file lekar pahuncha.
Sahab jhallaye.. Ab kya karein?
Phir clerk ke dimaad ka kamaal dekhiye
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Clerk ne kaha sir "Not" mein kewal "e" laga dein means "Note Approved"
Ab aap hi bataiye ki desh kaun chala raha hai.
Gandhi ji ne kabhi nahi socha hoga ki insaan private job bhi karega.
Warna woh ek aur bandar banaate jo hath se apna pichhwada dhak kar baitha hota.
Mom: Son, get up its time to go to college.
Son: No Maa.. I don't want to go to college.
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Mom: Give me 2 reasons why don't u want to go to college
Son: 1. All students hate me
2. All staff hates me..
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Mom: Ooh! That's not a reason
C'mon, you must go to college
Son: Give me 2 reasons why I should go to college
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Mom:" 1. U are not a kid, you are 47 years old
2. U are the Principal of the college
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Moral: Sirf bachchon ka hi man nahin karta chhutti karne ka.
The Most Powerful
Word Other
"I Love You"
Is
"Salary Is Credited"
Does your organization struggle with the problem of properly fitting people to jobs?
Here is a handy hint for ensuring success in job placement.
Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and two chairs.
Leave them alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing.
If they have taken the table apart in that time, put them in Engineering.
If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Accounting.
If they are screaming and waving their arms, send them off to Manufacturing.
If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for them.
If they are sleeping, they are Management material.
If they are writing up the experience, send them to Tech Pubs.
If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security.
If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing.
And if they've left early, put them in Sales.
A mathematician, statistician and accountant were finalist for a position as VP in a large corporation. The hiring committee asked them all the same last question:
The mathematician was first. "How much is 500 plus 500 ?", they asked
"1000" he replied without hesitation.
"Thank you", they dismissed him.
Next the statistician. "How much is 500 plus 500?"
On the average, 1000 with 95 % confidence replied the statistician
"Thank you", they dismissed him.
Next the accountant."How much is 500 plus 500?"
What would you like it to be? responded the accountant.
They hired the accountant.
