SMS Jokes

This is Ultimate

Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM, when I told you at 9 AM..???

Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by surgical strike.

Pati roz apni sasural mein phone karke apni naaraz patni ke baare mein poochhta.

Saas : kitni baar kaha hai ki woh tumhare liye mar gayi hai. Roz roz kyun phone karte ho?

Pati: Kuchh nahi bas yeh sunkar bohat achcha lagta hai.

Kya aapki life bahut boring ho gayi hai?
Aga haan to yeh trick try karein...

Apna mobile nikaliye aur ek messaage type kariye
I LOVE YOU (space) (Girlfriend ka naam)

Aur apni biwi ko send kar dein..
Kasam se life hangame daar ho jaayegi.

Aapki girlfriend aapko romantic message kare...
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To Yeh mat socho Ki woh romantic mood mein hai....
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Balki yeh socho ki yeh romantic message usko kisne kiya ??

Kisi ne sach hi kaha hai ki zindagi sirf do din ki hai

"Saturday aur Sunday"

Yeh baat Monday ko samajh aati hai.

8 baatein 8 baaton ko khatm kar deti hain

1. Sorry - Galti Ko

2. Dukh - Zindagi Ko

3. Gussa - Rishte Ko

4. Jhooth - Vishwas Ko

5. Saath - Gham Ko

6. Dhokha - Pyaar Ko

7. Facebook - Career Ko

8. Watsapp - Time Ko

Aaj ki haqeekat...

Pehle do log ladte the to teesra unmein chhudaane jaata tha.

Lekin aaj teesra video banaane lagta hai.

Agreed or not....?????

Rishte chaahe kitne bhi bure hon sambhaal ke rakhne chahiye.
Jaise paani kitna bhi ganda ho pyaas nahi to
Aag bujhane ke kaam aa hi jaata hai.