Police SMS

1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it.

3.POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it until it accepts it's a tiger!!!

The police are looking for someone! They said he's a tall,strong and handsome man... You're ok but where should I hide???

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result acha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna T.V dekhna band.
Bacha: Ye 50 rupye pakro aur is bat ko yahi daba do.

A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night.
Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our home.
Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty right now.

I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in country, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

Police call girl se : Sali dhandha karti hai?
Call girl : Nahi sahab main to sales girl hu CONDOM ki marketing karti hu.. ab costumer TRY kerna chahe to main kya karu.

U might be a red neck if.....
If you think a greased pig constest consists of greasing up your local cop and chasing him you might be a redneck.

Q: How Many Cops Does It Take To Throw A Nigger Down The Stairs?
A: None. He Fell.