Misleading SMS

Ek larki dusri se: yaar shuru shuru me to bara maza aa raha tha lekin,...
Doosri: lekin kia? Batao na
1st: lekin jab bad me zor zor ke jhatke lagne lage,
Meri to kamar hi toot gai,
Main to kasam khati hun k aainda riksha me kabhi safar nahi karungi

CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces....

No visits
No calls
No missed calls
No sms
No mails
I m worried..........u r in Jail again???

I had a wet dream about you last night ....
I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think
of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because
I am hungry.

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill...
wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue
feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm..............NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!