Sexy SMS Jokes or Adult SMS or Dirty SMS are those SMS jokes which contains some adult content. The term Sexy SMS Jokes is used to describe various jokes, prose, poems, black comedy and skits that deal with topics that are considered to be Adult taste or vulgar (Sexy). It is concerned with sex, a particular ethnic group, or gender. Other Adult SMS or Sexy SMS Jokes include: violence, particularly domestic abuse, excessive swearing or profanity. Sexy SMS Jokes are not suitabe to be viewed or listen by any unmatured person.
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S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping
F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit
My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;-)
Sardar Looking at Name Plate of Air Hostess
Above her left Breast.. Teena.
Sardar: That's cute name.
DOOSREY waley ka naam nahi rakha kya?
Sometimes There Are No Words to Describe
How We Feel About some people in this Life.
BUT
Thank God We Have a Middle Finger.
Advise to all the girls.
Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies
And..
Do not play with smart boys u may get babies.
Fuck a girl & she'll love you, love a girl & she'll fuck you!
The angry wife met her husband at the door.
His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick.
"I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
