Friends Teasing SMS

Sachin fans watching CRICKET;
Salman fans watching his MOVIES;
Sania fans watching TENNIS;
And my fans are always busy reading my 'Messages'.
Ohh God! They're simply crazy fans!

Smiling is the second best thing you can do with your lips...
Of course you know the first one
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Its keeping your mouth shut!!

Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho.

Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par
Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga
Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun
Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Aagar dost bankar raas na aaye,
Toh BHOOT bankar daraenge tumhe.

Main agr mar b jaun,
To aye dost fikar mat krna,
Aansu b mat bahana,
Mri arthi b mat uthana,
Seedhe upar chale aana,
Dono mil ke aish karenge.

Ek jam ulfat ke naam,
Ek jam mohabbat ke naam,
Ek jam wafa ke naam,
Puri botal bewafa ke naam,
Aur pura bill doston ke naam.