Pick Up Lines

1. What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

2. Wow! Are those real?

3. Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

4. You are the reason men fall in love.

5. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

6. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

7. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

8. You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

9. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

10. You should be someone's wife.

11. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

12. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

13. I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

14. Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

15. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

1. My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

2. My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

3. I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you

4. You've got more curves than a triple integral.

5. Honey, you're sweeter than pi.

6. If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one.

7. My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?

8. Wanna expand my polynomial?

1. i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

2. I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.

3. I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

4. Can i explore your mean value?

5. Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge

6. My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

7. You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

8. i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.

9. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

10. Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge

11. Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume

12. If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

13. Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

14. I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

15. My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded

1. This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.

2. I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

3. You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

4. Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.

5. if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)

6. Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

7. If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...

8. Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

9. See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

10. Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")

11. You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.

12. You're hotter than donut grease.

13. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

14. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

15. If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.

16. I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.

17. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

18. If you were a steak you would be well done.

19. It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.

20. Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

21. Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings sho

1. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

2. Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

3. If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.

4. Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

5. There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

6. Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

7. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

8. If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

9. If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

10. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

11. You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

12. Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

13. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

14. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

15. Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

1. Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

2. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

3. I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

4. Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

5. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

6. Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

7. Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my

8. health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

9. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

10. Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".

11. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

12. Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

13. Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

1. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

2. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

3. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

4. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

5. You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

6. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

7. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

8. Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

9. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

10. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

11. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

12. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

13. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

14. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

15. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

1. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

2. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

3. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

4. I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

5. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

6. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

7. Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

8. Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.

9. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

10. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

11. Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

12. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

13. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

14. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

15. You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.