Private Employees

Thekedar se setting ho jaane ke baad clerk ne sahab ko bata kar file rakhi.
Sahab ne likha "Approved"
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Do din baad thekedar vaade se mukar gaya.
Clerk ne sahab ko bataya.
Sahab bole ab kya karein?
Clerk ke dimaag ka kamaal dekhiye
Clerk ne kaha - Sir "Approved" ke pehle "Not" likh deejiye.
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Ab thekedar pareshan. phir se setting huyi.
Clerk phir se sahab ke saamne file lekar pahuncha.
Sahab jhallaye.. Ab kya karein?
Phir clerk ke dimaad ka kamaal dekhiye
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Clerk ne kaha sir "Not" mein kewal "e" laga dein means "Note Approved"

Ab aap hi bataiye ki desh kaun chala raha hai.

Gandhi ji ne kabhi nahi socha hoga ki insaan private job bhi karega.
Warna woh ek aur bandar banaate jo hath se apna pichhwada dhak kar baitha hota.

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to college.
Son: No Maa.. I don't want to go to college.
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Mom: Give me 2 reasons why don't u want to go to college
Son: 1. All students hate me
2. All staff hates me..
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Mom: Ooh! That's not a reason
C'mon, you must go to college
Son: Give me 2 reasons why I should go to college
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Mom:" 1. U are not a kid, you are 47 years old
2. U are the Principal of the college
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Moral: Sirf bachchon ka hi man nahin karta chhutti karne ka.