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Ab Dekhna Meri Speed

Pati car tezz chalaate huye patni se bola: Ab dekhna meri speed...

Speed badhaate hi car band ho gayi.

Patni zor zor se hasne lagi.

Pati: Hans kyon rahi ho.

Patni: Kuchh nahi raat wali baat yaad a gayi.

Pregnant Kya Hota Hai

Bachcha maa se: Maa yeh pregnant kya hota hai?

Maa ne gusse se dekha to woh samjha ki gusse ko pregnent kehte hain.

Agle din school se laute samay bachcha ek ladki ke upar gir gaya.

Ladki ki maa chillaayi "Yeh kya badtameezi hai"

Bachcha "Arre main gira teri beti par hoon aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai"

12 Inch Ka Ghoda

Baadshah Akbar ke paar ek 12 inch ka chhota sa, pyara sa ghoda tha.

Birbal: Jahan panahaapko yeh ghoda kahan se mila?

Akbar: Ek baba ne diya tha. Jo bhi maango woh de dete hain.

Birbal: Main bhi baba ke paas jaaunga.

Akbar: Jao par khayal rahe ki baba ek hi muraad poori karte hain aur ooncha sunte hain.

Birbal baba ke paas se jab laut kar aaye to akbar ko bataya
"Maine baba se ek bori heere maange the aur baba ne mujhe ek bori kheere de diye"

Akbar: "To tumne kya socha tha ki main baba se 12 inch ka ghoda maanga tha."

Without Dressing

Sardar ki Biwi came without any clothes in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests.
Sardar screamed: Beshram aurat, tu hosh mein to hai?
Wife: Woh jee recipe book mein aisa hi likha tha na "Serve Hot without any dressing, guests will enjoy."

Party Ka Khana

Sharma ji ki party mein verma ji ke paas Mrs. Sharma aakar boli:
"Bhai sahab aapne to kuchh liya hi nahi" aur yeh keh kar ek chicken ka leg piece uthakar unki plate mein rakh diya.
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Party khatm hone par Mr. Sharma ne Verma ji se poochha "Khana kaisa laga"
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Verma ji: "Badhiya, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di maza aa gaya."

Luka Chhipi Ka Khel

Patni : Chalo luka-chhipi khelte hain. Agar tumne mujhe dhoondh liya to tum meri gaand maarna aur maine tumhein dhoondh liya to main tumhari gaand maarungi.

Pati : Lekin tum kaise gaand maarogi?

Patni : Hum shopping ke liye jaayenge na.

93.5 RED FM

Ek ladki ki bra par likha tha 93.5 RED FM

Socho uski panty par kya likha hoga.
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Bajaate Raho.

Reaction After Sex

Sex ke baad aurton ke alag alag reaction

Call girl : Chal nikal.

Girl friend : Shaadi kab karoge.

Padosan : Phir kab aaoge.

Biwi : An 3-4 din mat bolna.

Kaamwali Bai : Ab to pagaar badha do saab.

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