Adult Hindi Jokes

Do ladkiya movie dekhne ke baad ghar wapis aa rahi thi

Pehli saheli: "Mera purse chori ho gaya hai".

Dusri saheli: "Tu to apna purse hamesha apni bra mein rakhti thi".

Pehli saheli: "Mujhe kya pata tha wo saala chori kar lega".

Sardar ji apni patni ke checkup ke liye doctor ke pass gaya doctor ne checkup ke baad kaha "Sardarni pregnant nahi hai eh gas di problem hai"

Sardar: "Hey rabba tu mainu lund ditta hai ya hawa bharan wala pump"

Arz kiya hai doston....

Agar aasmaan tak aapke haath jaate,
Agar aasmaan tak aapke haath jaate,
To chand, sitaare, sooraj to kya,
Pariyon ki gaand mein bhi unglli de aate.

Daalne laga tha main, cheekhane lagi woh,
Hua dard itna ke seh na saki woh,
Takleef hui itni, boli bahar nikalo,
Rabb ke waste dusra kangan dalo.

Ek dost doosre ko bata raha tha...

"Yaar meri biwi paani se bahut darti hai"

Frined: "Achcha wo kaisi?"

Friend replied: "Yaar kal jab main ghar gaya to wo bath tub mein bhi security guard ke saath bethi thi"

Woh boli dabao,
Maine dabaya,
Woh boli aur zor se dabao,
Maine aur zor se daba diya,
Usne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
Maine phir dabaya,
Us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
Maine phir dabaya.

Woh boli: "Dekha ho gaya na suit case band"

Nigahon se nigahein mila kar to dekho,
Kabhi kisi ladki ko pata kar to dekho.

Hasratein dil mein dabane se kya fayda,
Apne haathon se zara daba kar to dekho.

Aasmaan simat jayega tumhare aagosh mein,
Ladki ki taangein faila kar to dekho.

Agar ye na kar sako to haar mat maan-na...

Do boonden to zaroor girengi yaaron,
Zara apne lund ko hila kar to dekho.

Banta has a cross-eyed bull that keeps bumping into things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the problem.

The vet says, "I think the best thing is to stick a pipe up his ass and blow real hard and the bulls' eyes will straighten out."

The vet - a 70 year old man - inserts the pipe and blows. The bulls' eyes begin to straighten, but the vet soon looses his breath and the bulls' eyes are crossed again. The vet gives it another try, but looses his breath again.

The vet looks at Banta and says, "You look like a strong man, why don't you give it a try."

Banta agrees. He then takes the pipe out of the bulls' ass, turns it around, and sticks it back in. He then begins to blow.

"Shit!!!" says the vet. "What in the hell did you do that for?"

Banta replies, "You don't think I am going to put my mouth on the same end of the pipe that you had your on."