Abba Ke Daur Se

HITLER said:
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"War is better than love, because at the end of war you either live or die
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At the end of love, U neither live nor die"

Father: Beta yeh lo Rs. 2000.

Son: Lekin papa yeh kis liye.

Father: Beta yeh teri mehnat ki kamai hai kyon ki jabse toone Whatsapp shuru kiya hai tab se raat ko security guard nahi rakhna pad raha hai

Uncle: What do you do son...?
Boy: Naari samman sewa ke liye kaam karta hoon
Uncle: Achcha to social worker ho
Son: No uncle, Facebook par ladkiyon ki photo like karta hoon.