Mehnat Ki Kamai

Uncle: What do you do son...?
Boy: Naari samman sewa ke liye kaam karta hoon
Uncle: Achcha to social worker ho
Son: No uncle, Facebook par ladkiyon ki photo like karta hoon.

Mom: "Beta tu baal kyun nahi katwata"??

Son: "Tum samajhti nahi ho, yeh fashion hai maa"

Mom: "Arre idiot...! Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain."

Thought of the day:

Aap bas pe chadhein ya bas aap pe chadhe
Dono mein hi ticket aapka hi kat-ta hai.