Uncle: What do you do son...?
Boy: Naari samman sewa ke liye kaam karta hoon
Uncle: Achcha to social worker ho
Son: No uncle, Facebook par ladkiyon ki photo like karta hoon.
Mehnat Ki Kamai
Father: Beta yeh lo Rs. 2000.
Son: Lekin papa yeh kis liye.
Father: Beta yeh teri mehnat ki kamai hai kyon ki jabse toone Whatsapp shuru kiya hai tab se raat ko security guard nahi rakhna pad raha hai
More Hindi Jokes
Naari Samman Sewa
Lambe Baal Ka Fashion
Mom: "Beta tu baal kyun nahi katwata"??
Son: "Tum samajhti nahi ho, yeh fashion hai maa"
Mom: "Arre idiot...! Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain."
Thought Of The Day
Thought of the day:
Aap bas pe chadhein ya bas aap pe chadhe
Dono mein hi ticket aapka hi kat-ta hai.