Hindi Jokes

Ek ghane jungle mein aap akele rat ke 2 baje ka time..zoron se hawa chalti hui..samne ped par ek lash jamin se latki hui jiski ankhen bahar lataki hui ..aapke dil men ghabrahat,sanse tej chalti hui..aap us lash ke pas gae ..achanak ped ki tehni tuti n lash aap ke upar giri..
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Calculate the force with which the body will fall on you.Also calculate the kinetic energy when the body will be at height 6 ft from ground?
(Take g=9.8m/sec sqre,mass=66 kg)

Kehte hain waqt se pehle aur kismat se zyada kisi ko kuch nahi milta:
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aFsoooooosssss........ .
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Mere paas waqt nahi or

Ladki k paas kismat nahi... :)

Wo aaye hum dekhte rahe, wo muskuraye hum chup rahe,
Wo bolte rahe hum sunte rahe, unhone kuchh poocha hum shant rahe,
Jab wo jane lage hum chillaye - "Sir attendance to le lo".

Dosti ho to aisi-----
Viru - Main apna purse ghar bhul aaya hoon mujhe 1000 rs chahiye.
Jai - Dost hi dost ke kaam aata hai, le 10 rs, riksha kar aur purse le ke aaja.

Aaj ka sawal
Mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni padti hai?
Very simple..... Ladki sundar ho to ho jati hai aur agar Ameer ho to karni padti hai............

Girl : Main pados wale ladke se pyar karti hoon aur uske saath bhaag rahi hoon.
Baap : Thankyou, mere paise aur time dono bach gaye.
Girl : Main letter padh rahi hoon jo mummy pakh kar gayi hain.

Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.
Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU'll get fainted"
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-