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Mard Ka Dard

Mard agar aurat par hath uthaaye to zaalim,
Aurat se pit jaaye to buzdil,
Aurat ko kisi ke saath dekh le to irshalu,
Agar kuchh na kahe to begairat,
Agar ghar se baahar rahe to awara,
Ghar mein rahe to nakara,
Bachchon ko daante to zaalim,
Na daante to laparwah,
Haaye mard bechara jiske jeevan mein sirf dard hi dard hai,
Aur upar se kehte hain mard wohi hai jisko dard nahi hota.

Hanging below Helicopter

6 PAKISTANIS & 1 INDIAN were hanging below Helicopter on rope.
Pilot- One must leave B'coz of Overload.
INDIAN said - "I will Sacrifice."
All PAKISTANIS
CLAPPED ;-)

Bahu ke Affair

Bahu ke 12 affair sunkar sasur mar gaya....
34 affair sunkar pati mar gaya
Saas...chup rahi kyu..?
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KYUNKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAAHU THI....!!!

Bhagwan ke 100 saal

1 man askd to GOD: 100 saal apke liye kya hai?
GOD: 1second.
Man: 1crore rupees ap ke liye kya hai?
GOD: 1coin.
MAN: mujhe 1 coin dedo.
God: 1second ruk....

Mera Dushman

Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
Dost: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
Khan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.
Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.
Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain.
Dost: Wo to sub ke safed hain
Khan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko maar kar bola.
Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.

5 Star Dinner just for Rs. 100

Once a beggar got Rs.100/-
He decided to have a Royal Dinner that night...

He went to a 5 star hotel... ordered ...food one after the other...

When the bill came...It was of Rs.3000/-

The beggar told Manager that he did not have any money....
The Manager handed him over to the police...
The beggar gave Rs.100/- to Police and set himself free....

Jeans ki Price

Girl- Is jeans ki price kitni hai?
Dukandar- Rs.3000 Only.
Girl: uff....!
Aur us Jeans ka kya price hai?
Dukandar: uff uff..;->:-D

Kabootar Ka Accident

Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phis ghar le aaya aur pinjre me rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh aaya or bola -
"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car wala mar gaya kya."

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