o Behind every successful man there is a great woman and behind every great woman there is a smart guy staring at her butt.
o If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
o Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.
o Avoid rape - say yes.
o A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.
o The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
o Thou shalt not commit adultery...unless in the mood.
o The best thing about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
o Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
o Assassins do it from behind.
o Chess players mate better.
o Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
o Good girls spit, Bad girls swallow, Naughty girls gargle.
o Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and the all stink.
o Squirrel who runs up woman's leg do not find nuts.
o If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
o Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.
o When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose.
o Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
o Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
o My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex,she objects.
o Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
o If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
o Her kisses left something to be desired � the rest of her.
o Good girls go to heaven...but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!.
o Sex is an emotion in motion.
o For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
o There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together.
o Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a woman.
o The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.
o If he won't wear a condom, staple his willy at the end. That'll make him think. Sorta....
o I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with.
o Love without sex is like cooking without eating, but be careful because sex without condom is like driving a car without breaks!.
o I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
o The most enjoyable form of sex education is the braille method.
o Prostitution is a hole sale business.
o Lets all be considerate towards animal and let all the cocks meet the pussies of their choice.
