This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
This page displays various categories of SMS Jokes. Today SMS is a very common & good way to express our feelings. With the popularity of SMS, SMS Jokes are also becoming very popular. People send SMS Jokes to their friends to share a fun. SMS Jokes are special types of jokes which are small in length but had a great fun. We have a great collection of original and Funny SMS Jokes in the categories like Hindi Love SMS, Sexy SMS, Love SMS, Funny SMS, Adult Hindi SMS, Hindi SMS, Friendship SMS, Flirt SMS, Flirting Indian SMS. So enjoy it and send it to your friends either via email or using your mobile and make an impression on them.
Don't make a circle around u, Don't put urself within a limited frame, But draw a straight line going towards the infinity & just walk on it.
If ever you get less SMS from me,
don't think that I didn't care for you.
It means that I am searching 4 the
best SMS for a best person like you!!!
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
Waiting to spend
some warmly sweet
5 points that prove you are a normal student
1: Unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2: Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SE PAKKA
3: You have all the data but you work before the dead line.
4: Right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends.
5: On each point you smile because it's true.
What is talent and what is intelligence?
Walking on a tight rope over niagara falls is talent.
Not trying such a thing is called intelligence. :-)
Rajnikant ka 1 rs balkani se gir gaya,
Rajanikant niche pahuncha to rupya nahi mila?
Kyu ki Rajanikant Rupaye se pahele niche pahunch gaya tha.