SMS Jokes

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

Don't make a circle around u, Don't put urself within a limited frame, But draw a straight line going towards the infinity & just walk on it.

If ever you get less SMS from me,
don't think that I didn't care for you.
It means that I am searching 4 the
best SMS for a best person like you!!!

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

Waiting to spend
some warmly sweet
And
Sweetly warm
So-much-like-you moments
This Sunday

5 points that prove you are a normal student
1: Unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2: Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SE PAKKA
3: You have all the data but you work before the dead line.
4: Right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends.
5: On each point you smile because it's true.

What is talent and what is intelligence?
Walking on a tight rope over niagara falls is talent.
Not trying such a thing is called intelligence. :-)

Rajnikant ka 1 rs balkani se gir gaya,
Rajanikant niche pahuncha to rupya nahi mila?
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Kyu ki Rajanikant Rupaye se pahele niche pahunch gaya tha.