SMS Jokes

A rich man needs _.
A poor man has _.
If u eat _ u die!
Only one word fits in all the 3 blanks!
What is this word ...
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Answer: NOTHING

1. You just gave me a Cubone.

2. My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.

3. I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.

4. I can make your Milktanks moo.

5. I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.

6. Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?

7. If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!

8. Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.

9. I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!

10. My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.

11. Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?

12. I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.

13. You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!

14. I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.

15. If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.

No visits
No calls
No missed calls
No sms
No mails
I m worried..........u r in Jail again???

Ek jam ulfat ke naam,
Ek jam mohabbat ke naam,
Ek jam wafa ke naam,
Puri botal bewafa ke naam,
Aur pura bill doston ke naam.

40 varshagalu kaledaroo gunda ondu vishaya artha aagilla.
Avana thangi ge ibbaru annandiru aadare gundanige obbane anna... yaake?
Nimage gotta? Haagaadare gundanige sms maadi tilisi :-P


Nimma nechchina haadannu ati ketta haadannaagi maaduvudu hege?
Yochisi.
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Gottaagilva?
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Tumbaa simple ree, aa haadannu neeve haadi, record maadi matte matte keli. Ashte :-P

In the journey of life, theres a day, theres a night, the sun, the moon & the stars they all give light.
Sleep is important so in ur dreams hug me tight. Have a pleasant goodnite!

Don't stand in someone else's shadow when it's your sunlight that should lead the way.

Don't search for eyes which never want to see u..
But never try to escape from the eyes which r always searching for u!!! :-)