
Beautiful Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS:
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"Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Petrol". :-)

This page displays various categories of SMS Jokes. Today SMS is a very common & good way to express our feelings. With the popularity of SMS, SMS Jokes are also becoming very popular. People send SMS Jokes to their friends to share a fun. SMS Jokes are special types of jokes which are small in length but had a great fun. We have a great collection of original and Funny SMS Jokes in the categories like Hindi Love SMS, Sexy SMS, Love SMS, Funny SMS, Adult Hindi SMS, Hindi SMS, Friendship SMS, Flirt SMS, Flirting Indian SMS. So enjoy it and send it to your friends either via email or using your mobile and make an impression on them.
Beautiful Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS:
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"Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Petrol". :-)
Jab Rajinikant ne apne ghar me A.C. lagaya, aur apne ghar ka darwaja khola tab.
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India me winter aaya.
I am the beginning of the end, You can see me twice in a decade but once in a year and not in day but once in june and twice in a week.
Only genius can answer this...
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Answer is = Letter ( E )
I had a wet dream about you last night ....
I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
Vayaskara joke andre enu gotta?
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18 varsha haleya joke! Ha ha ha
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1+1 =??????
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Innoo answer hudukutaa iddiraa?
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Naachike aagalva nimage... che...hogi matte school serkoli
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Good Night :-)
A hug is a great gift... One size fits all.
It can be given for any occasion
And it's easy to exchange.
Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ke woh aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ik CARTOON jaisi cheez hai hamare pass,
Kaheen wo bhi common na ho jaye.
Aandhiyon me bhi jaise kuch chirag jala kartey hai,
Utni hi himmat e hausla hum bhi rakha kartey hai,
Manzilon abhi aur dur hai hamari Manzil,
Chaand sitarey to raahon me mila kartey hai.