SMS Jokes

Kelavu baari nanna manassu kelutte
Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu miss maadkoteeni?
Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu care maadkoteeni?
Naanu yaake nimmanna ashtu nenapisikolteeni?
Naanu yaake nimage ashtondu sms maadteeni?
Aaga nanna hrudaya helitu, mental patients ge ashtu care maadabeku anta ;-)

A hug can say il mis u.
it can say ur special,
or best of all, I luv u.
it can soothe a hurt,
or calm a fear,
or cheer us wen we are blue.
So heres a hug for u.

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Aagar dost bankar raas na aaye,
Toh BHOOT bankar daraenge tumhe.

The day u take complete resposibility for urself,
The day u stop making any excuse,That's the day you start journey to the top.

Beautiful saying of life -
"Everybody seems to be special at first sight...
but only very few will remain special to u till the last sight..!

Three Dreams of a Man:

To be as Handsome as his Mother Thinks.
To be as Rich as his Child Believes.
To have as many Women as his Wife Suspects. :-)

Do you know??
when Rajni was born ?????????????

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On 30 feb



& scince then february decidec not to gove this day to anybody else ..........

A man was walking in the jungle, he only had one bullet in his gun, bet yet he shot a puma and a cougar.
How did he do this..
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Answer :- a puma and a cougar are the same animal.