This page displays various categories of SMS Jokes. Today SMS is a very common & good way to express our feelings. With the popularity of SMS, SMS Jokes are also becoming very popular. People send SMS Jokes to their friends to share a fun. SMS Jokes are special types of jokes which are small in length but had a great fun. We have a great collection of original and Funny SMS Jokes in the categories like Hindi Love SMS, Sexy SMS, Love SMS, Funny SMS, Adult Hindi SMS, Hindi SMS, Friendship SMS, Flirt SMS, Flirting Indian SMS. So enjoy it and send it to your friends either via email or using your mobile and make an impression on them.
Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha..........?
Ans. Adidas
What is black when you buy it,
Red when you are using it,
And grey when you throw it away?
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Answer is : Charcoal
1. If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
2. I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.
3. I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
4. Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'.
5. My Typhlosion knows Eruption.
6. You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.
7. You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
8. You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.
9. Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
10. Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
11. My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!
12. Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!
13. Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see.
14. I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
15. I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Ans. Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
Janasankya samikshe madta iddivi. Dayavittu bejar madkol bedi
Neevu Huduga adre 1 s m s madi. Hudugi adre 2sms madi.
2 allandre summaniri nanage gottagutte.
Hugging has no unpleasant side effects and is all natural. There are no batteries to replace, it's inflation-proof and non-fattening with no monthly payments. It's non-taxable, non-polluting, and is, of course, fully refundable.
How to keep an idiot entertained
"Just press down"
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How to keep an idiot entertained
"press up"
