SMS Jokes

Q: Woh kaun hai jo Dil mein hain, Mann mein hai par Dhadkan mein nahi?
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Ans. Arrey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

Never calculate a person on his present position....
bcoz
Time has the power to change an invaluable stone into a valuable diamond.

Coke peete, Pepsi peete, bhool gaye nimbu paani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
MTV, Channel-V cool hain bhool gaye Akashwani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Reserve Bank hai Khali, Hai Swiss Bank mein maal paani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Ideas hain naye naye Problem whoi purani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Hong Kong main honeymoon, New york main meri naani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Kapde hain Amreeki, Gaadiyan hain Japani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Paanch saal mein chaar government, dekhi, suni na jaani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani

The sweetness of chocolates remains in the toungue for minutes but the sweet ness of a person like u a remains in HEART for ever till the life.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Aaj ka kaam kal per chor do
Ho sakta ha kal tak us k liye kisi machine ka invention ho jaye.

Sorry honey
I had been such a bug
On butterfly day
Wanna make up for it
With this smooching sweetoo kiss.