This page displays various categories of SMS Jokes. Today SMS is a very common & good way to express our feelings. With the popularity of SMS, SMS Jokes are also becoming very popular. People send SMS Jokes to their friends to share a fun. SMS Jokes are special types of jokes which are small in length but had a great fun. We have a great collection of original and Funny SMS Jokes in the categories like Hindi Love SMS, Sexy SMS, Love SMS, Funny SMS, Adult Hindi SMS, Hindi SMS, Friendship SMS, Flirt SMS, Flirting Indian SMS. So enjoy it and send it to your friends either via email or using your mobile and make an impression on them.
Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna ke har sms bhejne se pehle
Service center wale call kar ke puchhein
Khairiat to hai
Aye customer aaj tujhe hua kya hai??
If you look at me
I will look at you
If you grin at me
I will grin at you
If you dance
I will also dance
But if you shout,
Sorry, I can't.
Who am I?
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Answer is: Your image in mirror
Once there was a massive accident between a cycle and a train. The train was destructed.Why???
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Coz RAJANIKANTH was Sitting on the cycle
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.
To prove his luv..
He swam deepest rivr!
Climbed highest mountin!
Crossed hotest desrt!
She divorcd him.
Kabhi ghar pe to hota nahi tha.
1. You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
2. Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.
3. I'm going to Hoppip into your pants.
4. My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!
5. Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -
6. STD's are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch 'em all! Wanna help me out?
7. Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine.
8. I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.
9. Let's make RegiLove!
10. Want to Link your cable onto me?
11. I'd like to Leech my Seeds into you.
12. You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.
13. Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
14. I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.
15. If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz
You should learn from your parents mistakes - Try using some birth control.
