Sardar Jokes, Santa-Banta Jokes, Punjabi Jokes or Jokes on Sardar are espacially created on Sardars (A community in India). In Sardar Jokes, Sardars are considered as a fool although they are not in real. In sardar jokes a sardar is generally called as 'Sardar Ji'. Although in these jokes sardars are presented as a fool but we all know that they are not like that and have an intelligence level like any other person. We have no intention to hurt any one's imotions. All it is just a fun. We have a cute & funny collection of sardar jokes. These jokes are original and best which you could find on the web. Hope you will enjoy these jokes. You can e-mail these sardar jokes to your friends. If you have your own Sardar Jokes please send your jokes to us so that we will display your joke on our website.
A tiger killed a Sardar in zoo.
A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd?
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Tiger- Aur kya karta... kab se bakwaas kar raha tha
"inni wadi billi"
Santa ki maa beemaar ho gayi. Santa unhein le kar hospital gaya.
Doctor ne examin karne ke baad kaha "Inke kuchh test honge"
Santa : "He bhagwan ab kya hoga, meri maa to anpadh hai."
Einstein and a Punjabi sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?
Punjabi doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..
Now, it's the Punjabi's, turn..
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Punjabi $500..
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
Punjabi reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5.
1 sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui...Par uski lash muskurate huye mili...
Yamraj ne sardar se puchha aisa kyun?
Sardar bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai.
Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta- Kya dekh rahe ho?
Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai.
1 Ship 300 sardaro ko le ja raha tha.
Bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye.
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Kaise??
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Ship band ho gaya tha
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Saare sardar dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye.
Santa : Tere result ka kya hua?
Pappu : Teacher keh rahi thi ki ek saal aur lagega is class mein.
Santa : Saal bhale 2-3 lag jaayein lekin fail na hona mere puttar.
Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers:
Antibody: one who hates his/her body....!
Artery: Study of painting....!
Bacteria: Back door of cafeteria....!
Coma: punctuation mark..!
Gall bladder: Bladder of a Girl....!
Genes: Blue Denim....!
Labor pain: hurt at work....!
Ultrasound: Radical Sound....!
Cardiology: advance study of playing cards.
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