Sardar Jokes, Santa-Banta Jokes, Punjabi Jokes or Jokes on Sardar are espacially created on Sardars (A community in India). In Sardar Jokes, Sardars are considered as a fool although they are not in real. In sardar jokes a sardar is generally called as 'Sardar Ji'. Although in these jokes sardars are presented as a fool but we all know that they are not like that and have an intelligence level like any other person. We have no intention to hurt any one's imotions. All it is just a fun. We have a cute & funny collection of sardar jokes. These jokes are original and best which you could find on the web. Hope you will enjoy these jokes. You can e-mail these sardar jokes to your friends. If you have your own Sardar Jokes please send your jokes to us so that we will display your joke on our website.
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz shadi se pehle ye sab nahi karo.
Santa: Don't worry darling, I'm married.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum darte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, truck dekhkar lagta hai jaise usko wapas karne aaya hai.
In A 100 Meter Race, It Was Announced
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Start.
All Started Running Except Santa.
Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting?
Santa: My No Is 4!
Santa: Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni: Fir?
Santa: Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni: Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa: Apna BETA.
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Poochh mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
Sardar's friend: Yaar, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. this year it reads Santa Singh, M.A. when did you finish your masters degree?
Sardar: You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate "Bachelor Again". Then I took a second wife, so M.A. is "Married Again".
3 Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.
Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. "AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA"
Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha "WEL DONE"
Santa - Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!
