Sardar Jokes, Santa-Banta Jokes, Punjabi Jokes or Jokes on Sardar are espacially created on Sardars (A community in India). In Sardar Jokes, Sardars are considered as a fool although they are not in real. In sardar jokes a sardar is generally called as 'Sardar Ji'. Although in these jokes sardars are presented as a fool but we all know that they are not like that and have an intelligence level like any other person. We have no intention to hurt any one's imotions. All it is just a fun. We have a cute & funny collection of sardar jokes. These jokes are original and best which you could find on the web. Hope you will enjoy these jokes. You can e-mail these sardar jokes to your friends. If you have your own Sardar Jokes please send your jokes to us so that we will display your joke on our website.
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X
Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage?
Wife remain silent.
Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.
When sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk.
The cockroach began moving slowly.
He continued thiz until all legz were cut out.
Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference:
"If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear".
Man - Aapke kitne bachche hain.
Sardar - 13 hain.
Man - 13 Bachche.... Itne kaise ho gaye???
Sardar - Maine shaadi ke waqt apni patni ke baap se wada kiya tha ki use kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Is mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
Masterji: Kal school kyun nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
Masterji: Kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi.
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "Aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta- Kya dekh rahe he??
Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai!!
