Santa Singh sharab pee kar teesri manzil se gira to log uske aas-paas aa gaye aur poochhne lage
"Kya hua, kya hua"
Santa: Pata nahi main to khud abhi aaya hoon.
Santa: Tumhaari dukan par itni mithai rakhi rehti hai, kabhi khaane ka mann nahi karta?
Banta: Mann to bahut karta hai par papa maarenge, isliye chaatkar rakh deta hoon.
Santa's Son: Papa agar aapko Rs. 10 aur Rs. 5 raaste mein pade milein to aap kaun sa note uthaoge
Santa: Rs 10 ka note.
Son: Bas isiliye aap par joke bante hain. Dono bhi to utha sakte ho.
Santa finds cigarette box in his daughter's room..
"Oh my god! she smikes"
The he finds whisky
"Oh my god! she drinks"
Then he saw a boy
"Thank God! its all his"