Santa Rocks

Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi...

Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...
Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.

A tiger killed a Sardar in zoo.
A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd?
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Tiger- Aur kya karta... kab se bakwaas kar raha tha
"inni wadi billi"

Santa ki maa beemaar ho gayi. Santa unhein le kar hospital gaya.

Doctor ne examin karne ke baad kaha "Inke kuchh test honge"

Santa : "He bhagwan ab kya hoga, meri maa to anpadh hai."