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Ek Pari ne dekha ki ek Sher Khargosh ka peechha kar raha hai...
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Pari ne dono ko rok kar kaha ke agar tum aisa na karo to main tum dono ki 3-3 khwahishein poori karungi
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Sher: Mere alawa is jungle ke tamaam Sheron ko Sherniyan bana do.
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Khargosh: Mujhe ek helmet de do.
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Sher: Bagal wale jungle ke tamaam Sheron ko bhi Sherniyan bana do..
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Khargosh: Mujhe ek bike de do.
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Sher: Saari duniya ke Sheron ko Sherniyan bana do.
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Khargosh ne bike start ki us par baith kar helmet pehna aur bola:
"Iss sher ko Gay bana do"

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ROBOT

Ek aadmi apne bete ke liye ek ROBOT laya, jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
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Beta: Papa aaj mai school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (Sattaak...)
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PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tujhe saza mili, mai jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha. (Sattaak...)
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Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta hai. (Sattaak...)

Mujhe sab pata hai

Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-P

Lift Chahiye Kya

Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.

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