Friends 10 - 1

I asked God to keep my friend happy.
God said- ok only for 4 days
I said ok, summer, winter, rainy & spring days.
God said- No, only fr 3 days
I said ok, Yesterday, today & tomorrow.
God said-no, only for 2
I said day & night.
God said- No,only 1 day
I said ok, 'Everyday'.
God laughed & said OK.

Teachers r
Hot Water,

Parents r
Minral Water,

Enmies r
Salt Water,

Lovr is
Ice Water,

But

Frnds r
BEER BOTTLE..
Khusi ho ya gam, de sath har dum..:-)

Boy was late to reach home.
Father- "Kaha tha tu?"
Boy- "Frnd ke yaha tha"
Father calld his 10 frnds.
4 answrd: "Haan uncle, yahi par tha"
3 answerd: "Abhi jst nikla hai"
2 answerd: "Yahi hai uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?"
1 ne to had kar di
He Answerd: "Haan papa, bolo kya hua?"