Hello hello mera lelo

1 Girl ask 2 Pappu : Woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hai?
Pappu : Legs

Girl : Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
Pappu: Pocket.

Girl : Woh kya hai jo log din mein karne k bajaye raat ko bistar pe karte hain.
Pappu: Neend puri karte hain.

Girl : Woh kya hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hue dard se roti hai?
Pappu : Kaan mein chhed.

Aap bhi apni soch pappu ki tarah saaf rakhein.

A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain?

1 : Kitna Lamba tha.
2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha.
4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.