Exam ke baad

Pota : Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota hai?
Dada : Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota : Main janata tha. Aapko pata hota to aaj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.

Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun?
Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain..

Girl- Aaj mat dalo.
Boy- Kyon?
Girl- Kal tum daal k so gaye. Bahut dard hua, main puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagata hai ye

-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-