Pota : Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota hai?
Dada : Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota : Main janata tha. Aapko pata hota to aaj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.
Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun?
Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain..
Girl- Aaj mat dalo.
Boy- Kyon?
Girl- Kal tum daal k so gaye. Bahut dard hua, main puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagata hai ye
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Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE....