True Lines On Relation

Ladki (ladke se): Jab tum log ladki ko propose karte ho to uska hath kyun pakad lete ho?
Ladka: Bas apni hifaazat ke liye, ki kahin thappad na maar de.

Insaan mein sundarta ki kami ho to achche swabhav se poori ki ja sakti hai
Lekin achche swabhav ki kami sundarta se kabhi poori nahi ki ja sakti.

An effective threat by wife:
"Tum jitna time Facebook, WhatsApp aur Twitter ko doge utna hi time main Flipkart, Snapdeal Jabong ko doongi.
Hffff.. bechara husband.