Double Meaning SMS

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
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True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

Offo kya kerte ho
Door hat jao
Koi dekhega to kya Sochega?
Aqal nahi hai kya?
Uff abi nahi karona
Akele me kar lena


Naak saaf ;->
Hamesha ganda hi sochna gande dimaag.

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy??
Wo mota sa,
Aas-paas baal,
Naram-naram
Uper se cover...
Never??

Jhoot bolte ho?




Kabhi butta nahi khaya? :p ;->

What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

GIRL: Jaanu mere munh me daalo, main chusungi
BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha gai toh main kya Karunga?
GIRL: Tum Tum ...
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Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

BHARWA
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BHARWA
Jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo kal se daam barh rahe hain.
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)

Fill in the blanks

1. BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3. F_ _ K
4. P_ N_S
5. PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)

Ladki jub sare kapre utaar leti hai to kya hota hai?

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Kapre sukhane wali taar khali ho jati hai.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->