Tom Cruise

May the nose diving
Stock exchange enable
You to buy the blue chips.
May the lower commodity
Prices lower the price of
Your next lcd tv.
May the sky rocketing
Gold help give value
To your wife's jewelery
And most importantly
May the eroding wealth
Help reiterate that
The only treasure that
Is immune to this
Recession wits for
You at home.
Happy Pongal

May your life be long and your stocks be short,
May your cars be hybrid and your heart be pure,
May the God create a bail-out package for your sins in the past,
May you make more per-year than Joe-the-plumber,
May you find a fountain of youth in your backyard

Wish you a very Happy pongal and a tamil New Year full of joy!

Pongal thirunaalam
Thaipongal thirunaalam
Pongivarum pongal pola
Engum pongatum magirchi

Iniya pongal nalvazhthukal