Jokes are short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. These jokes will normally have a punch line that will end the sentence to make it humorous. Jokes can also be used as a slang term for a person or thing which is not taken seriously by others in general or is known as being a failure.
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Marriage - Funny Jokes
Dad : Son you have to get married I have seen a girl for u
Dad : Think twice she is Bill Gates daughter
Son: I m ready.
Dad goes to Bill Gates
Dad : My son wants to marry ur daughter
Bill Gates : Not possible
Dad : Think twice he is the CEO of Swiss Bank
Bill Gates : I m ready
Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities
Dad : Make my son the CEO of ur Bank
Authorities : Not possible
Dad : Think twice he is Bill Gates Son in Law
Authorities : Ur Sons job is confirmed
Poems - Marriage Jokes
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.
I wrote your name on sand it got washed..
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you, should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you.
Smart Doctor - Medical Jokes
A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic:
Any treatment will cost Rs.300/- and if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.
A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.
He says to the Doctor:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...
Doctor asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.
The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
MAN: Doc! I've lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
MAN : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back.
Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Doctors...
Cause of Depression - Marriage Jokes
- Business Slow Chal raha hai..
- Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai..
- Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai..
- Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai..
- Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni hai...
- Tailor se dress mangwana hai..
- TV pe jo Loreal ki nayi Lipstick dikhayi hai, Aaj sham Market mein Uski enquiry karni hai..
- Kitty friends ko apni nayi Fossil watch dikhani hai..
- Mall mein 50% Off Sale lagi hui hai, shopping ko jana hai..
- Bachcho ka Open Day hai... Uffff koi dress he nahin samajh mein aa rahi hai..
- Nanad se phone pe baat karni hai..
- Tupperware wali ko aaj ghar pe bulana hai..
- Bete ki result aaya hai(46%), kaamwali bai ke liye ek kilo mix mithai mangani hai..
- Aaj na jaane Pankhudi ka kya hoga..
- Raat ko baahar se kya mangaoon khane ke liye..
- Ye mobile ki battery bhi jaldi jaldi down ho jaati hai, main kisi se zyada baat bhi nahin karti..
- Yeh Landline ka bill 2560/- kyun aaya hoga?
- Ye Deepika/Aalia/Kareena/Katrina itni over acting kyun karti hain?
- Kal mandir kya pehen ke jaoongi?
- Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye hain.....abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment kyun nahi aaya hai..
What is Love - Funny Jokes
Question : What is love and explain in details ?.........(40 marks)
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 10 from 40)
Answer : Love is pain.
(marks : 10 from 40)
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
1 sided & 2 sided
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !