Apni Dukan Ki Mithai

Santa's Son: Papa agar aapko Rs. 10 aur Rs. 5 raaste mein pade milein to aap kaun sa note uthaoge

Santa: Rs 10 ka note.

Son: Bas isiliye aap par joke bante hain. Dono bhi to utha sakte ho.

Santa finds cigarette box in his daughter's room..
"Oh my god! she smikes"

The he finds whisky
"Oh my god! she drinks"

Then he saw a boy
"Thank God! its all his"

Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya

Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa Rocks!