Hindi Jokes

When a girl cries "whole world consoles her"
But wen a boy cries "people say cum on man, don't b like a girl"

If a girl slaps a boy "boy has done d mistake".
Bt if a boy slaps a girl "rascal does not knw hw 2 respect ladies".

If a boy talks 2 a girl "he is flirting"
Bt if girl is talking 2 boy"she is very frndly"

Kya LADKO k khilaf is desh me aisa hi zulm hote rahenge
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Janne k liya dekhiye "Na aana is des mere munna"

Coming Soon

Father: Wht abt ur result?
Son: Woh valeel saab ka beta fail ho gaya.
Father: Wht abt urs?
Son: Woh inspector saab ka beta fail ho gaya.
Father: And wt abt urs?
Son: Woh doctor saab ka..
Father: U idiot I am asking abt ur result?
Son: To aap kaun se Prime Minister hain jo aap ka beta paas hoga jayega.

Trin trin...
Gal: Hello baby...
Boy: Ohh, jaan bolo.
Gal: Kahan ho yaar? Subah se koi ata pata hi nhi hai tumhara..!!
Boy: Arey hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankho me.
Gal: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: Tumhari hi pic dekh raha hun, Kahin aur mann lag hi nahi raha.
Gal: Maine to tumhe apni pic di hi nahi..!
Boy: Arey tumhari pic to barson se mere dil mein chapi hui hai..!
Gal: Lekin hum to parson hi mile hain na?
Boy: Tumhare bina ek pal bhi barson ke samaan hai pinky.
Gal: Pinky..??? Ye pinky kaun hai??
Main to divya hun..!!
Boy: Dekha tumse baat karte hi sab kuch bhool jata hun..!
Gal: Tum sunny hi ho na
Boy: Ghar waale to arjun kehte hain, but wo galat ho sakte hain.. Tum nahi..
Gal: Ye '80XXXXX51' ye tumhara hi no. Hai na?
Boy: Tha to nahi but ab se hai..!!

Son 2 dad: Car ki chabhi do, college me function hai.
Dad: Car kyun?
Son: 10 lakh ki car me jaunga to rob padega.
Dad: Ye le10 rs 30 lakh ki bus me ja, zyada rob padega.

Funny meanings of places in english

LARGE STATE:
Maha-rastra

PLACE OF KINGS:
Raja-sthan

QUEEN FEILD:
Rani-khet

MR.CITY:
Sri-nagar

RHYTHM OF EYES:
Naini-tal

FACE:
Surat

UNMARRIED GIRL:
Kanya-kumari

GOD'S GATE:
Hari-dwar

BRICK CITY:
Ita-nagar

SAINT HAIR:
Rishi-kesh

CALL END:
Kol-kata

NO ZIP:
Chen-nai

COME ON SUN:
Arun-aa-chal

COME IN EVENIN:
Aa-sam

GO & Come:
GO-A

n finally
Do Drama:
Kar- natak..!

Isnt India a place of wonders...?

Sir: 'Bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab, cigarette nahi pioge, non veg nahi khaoge.'
Bachche: 'Nahi khaenge sir.'
Sir: 'Kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.'
Bachche: 'Alright sir!'
Sir: 'Jua nahi kheloge.'
Bachche: 'Ok! sir.'
Sir: 'Desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.'
Bachche: 'De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya!

BREAKING NEWS :::::::
New Delhi mein baraf giri....
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AB SAMACHAR VISTAR SE:
1 bhaiya cycle par barf le ja rahe the, carrier dheela hone ki vajah se baraf giri.
Dhanyawaad........... or khabron ke liye dekhte rahe ABI TAK.

Jungle mein mor ne morni ko kiss kiya.
Morni use rok kar idhar udhar dekhane lagi.
Mor ne poochha "Kya hua jaaneman"
Morni : "Dekh rahi hu kahin pass mein Discovery Channel wale to nahi hain, nahi to MMS ban jayega."